in case you guys wanna know what modern high school dances are like, at mine despacito came on and everyone t-posed around this one kid as he fortnite danced like his life depended on it
to be fair, at a school dance when i was in school, a kid i knew had completely memorized the choreography to the gangnam style music video and the rest of us yell-sang what does the fox say noises at her while she did it.. so like, not much different. same soil different pot
if cotton eye’d joe came on everyone would make the neatest fuckign lines and do the dance in sync. it was like a cult. but hell yeah it was fun as shit
how people think bilinguals speak: bonjour comment ça va- oh my! :) was that français? silly me, im sorry, hon hon hon, oh! did i do it again? mon dieu, it’s hard to switch sometimes, my brain doesn’t realize, je suis désolée-
how we actually speak: no but you know that one thing, the uh, you put stuff in it?? no, nOT A DRAWER. it’s… it’s small!! and round!! oh my god, shit, fuck, u hh h… it’s grey and metallic and uhhh.. fuck… it goes tin tin tin when you tap it with a fo- TIN CAN!! IT’S A TIN CAN!!
whenever anyone mentions that they were talking abt me I get this weird but kind of comforting feeling that I exist to a person outside of our own relationship,, like?? u talked abt me??? u thought of me when I wasn’t there????? i exist to u when I’m not around????!!!!!!?
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